Turnabout
by SkyFire (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) rabid_plotbunny)
Rated PG. Something's wrong with Baby and Zack's out of ideas...
Notes: Gift-fic for Magic Rat (LJ's delaese), who wasn't feeling so hot the other day. Hope you like it, love! <3
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or Magic Rat's AU of it and no money is being made.
( Turnabout )
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Style
by SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rated G. Shinra's new Image Consultant has the shortest career ever.
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters and no money is being made.
( The *real* origin of Sephiroth's uniform.... )
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On Air
by SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Genesis & (surprise) (m/m)
Summary: A trip to Modeoheim ends up a lot different than when it started. Or: 'Genesis walks into a bar...' (FFVII:CC timeline - sort of)
Warnings: I'm sure there must be some, but I'm not sure what... O_o;;
Notes: The first two parts of this ficlet were written within a couple of days back in November. The last part was written tonight, so if you see a sudden change of tone, that's why. The plot, such as it is, didn't change, though... ~-^
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII and no money is being made.
( The leaves danced in the mountain winds... )
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Mag
by SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG13
Summary: Sephiroth finds Genesis with some... questionable reading material.
Length: ~590 words.
Warnings: crack!fic
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII and no money is being made. =_=;;
( It was a rowdy party as they usually were... )
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Nightmare
by SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG13 (for mentions of Shinra labs/Hojo/Hollander/experiments/etc.)
Pairing(s): Sephiroth/Genesis/Angeal or some combination thereof. =_=;;
Summary: Genesis has a wriggly nightmare.
Warnings: Angsty crack!fic all the way, baby! (I can't believe I wrote that... O_o;;) Sort-of CC-AU.
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII:CC, Seph, Gen, or Angeal, and no money is being made. Really. Look at my iiiiiiiiitty-biiiiiitty bank account. =_=;;
( Genesis sat up abruptly, eyes flying wide, sweat springing up cold and chill on his skin )
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Spring
by SkyFire
Summary: A not-quite-so-typical fight between Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru leads to an interesting revelation on the daiyoukai's part...
Warnings: Pure crack!fluff. That's right, crack!fic + fluff. Beware!
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or InuYasha and no money is being made.
( It was typical enough meeting for the two... )
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A Goddess' Gift
by SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG (this chapter)
Summary: Maybe Genesis should have asked first...
Previous Parts: 1 | 2
Warnings: AU, WIP.
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters, and no money is being made.
( Chapter 3 )
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A FFVII Fairytale-slash-crack!ficlet
by SkyFire The Planet (why, yes, I am blaming this one on the Planet) ;P
Once upon a time there was a Remnant named Kadaj who got his ass kicked by Cloud in FFVII:AC. He spent some time after that surfing the Lifestream under the guidance of his adopted Father, Zack, much to the exasperation of Aerith-Mother. Eventually, the Lifestream got tired of one of Sephiroth's Remnants surfing on it and chucked him back out into the world.
But It did not return him as he once was. Having a somewhat warped sense of humor (at least as mere mortals saw it; it could be quite normal for a planet), It decided that since he had been a bit unraveled in the head in his past existence that he should be returned in an... appropriate state.
( Eeek! It's Kadaj! (Click for pictures and the rest of the story) )
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Title: A Goddess' Gift
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG13 (this chapter)
Summary: Maybe Genesis should have asked first...
Warnings: AU, Mpreg, WIP.
Word Count: 2045 (this chapter:1002)
Previous Chapters: Part 1
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters, and no money is being made.
( Zack looked up in surprise as the door of the little house slammed open... )
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Title: Bob
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG13
Pairing(s): Genesis/Angeal
Summary: Never trust a mad scientist, especially one with something to prove.
Warnings: crack!fic. Mpreg.
Word Count: 1588
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters and no money is being made.
( Angeal snapped his phone closed with a faint sigh... )
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Title: Loveless in an Elevator
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Genesis/Angeal established, future Gen/Seph/Angeal.
Summary: When the elevator screeched its way to an unanticipated halt between floors high up in the Shinra building, trapping the three Firsts inside it, Sephiroth's agile mind was instantly trying to figure out just how much trouble they were in for.
Warnings: Bored Genesis in a confined space, and more innuendo than you can shake a stick at. ...Wrong stick. X_x crack!fic.
Word Count: 4206
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters and no money is being made.
( He'd once heard someone say that trouble comes in threes... )
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Title: Things Aren't Always...
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG13
Summary: Genfic. Sephiroth and Genesis have a little problem. More than one, actually...
Warning: crack!fic. X_x
Notes: This is the result of me playing with my FFVII plotbunny generator. Be afraid. XP May or may not turn out to be part of a series at some later date.
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters and no money is being made.
( 'Oh, well, now this is just *great!*...' )
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Title: Karma
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: G
Summary: The consequences of eavesdropping...
Warning: crack!fic
Word Count: 1366
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters and no money is being made. :/
( It was all Genesis' idea... )
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Title: A Goddess' Gift
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG (this chapter)
Summary: Maybe Genesis should have asked first...
Warnings: AU, eventual Mpreg, WIP.
Word Count: 1043 (this chapter)
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters, and no money is being made.
( It was dark... )
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Title: Appearances
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG
Summary: Something's wrong with Vincent.
Warnings: None? Sort-of crack!fic.
Word Count: 2050
Notes: Not terribly happy with the title; if you've got a better idea that won't give away the plotline, let me know! :)
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII and no money is being made.
( Vincent didn't know what was wrong with him... )
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Title: Love
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG13? (sexual innuendo)
Pairing: Cid/surprise (or maybe it's the other way around...? X_x )
Summary: Was this love?
Word Count: 260
Warnings: crack!fic. Worse, crack!fic that was in my head when I woke up. Beware!
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or any of its characters and no money is being made. *sigh*
( Was this love? )
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Title: Snow
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG at the absolute most. Probably G.
Summary: Zack has an idea.
Warning: Fluff! Crack! Fluffy crack! Run now! X_x
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or Magic Rat's AU of it and no money is being made.
( You have got to be kidding. )
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Title: Puff
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes, even the smallest actions have consequences.
Genre: Humor/angst. crack!fic.
Word Count: 1838.
Notes: For Rattie, just because. The kids and the AU are hers; I just played with them for a while. ;P
Discliamer: I don't own FFVII or Magic Rat's FFVII AU or make any money off this. *pout*
( Akira watched from his usual position plastered against Mommy's leg as they got ready to send Miki off to her friend's house for her very first sleepover. )
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Title: Halloween
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Word count: 490
Rating: PG (drinking)
Summary: That was one Halloween that Vincent would rather forget. Post-AC.
Warning: Absolute crack!fic
Notes: Something that popped into my head on Halloween. Unfortunately, didn't have time to write it until now so it's a little late... :/
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII and get no money from this. *sigh*
( Cloud came down the stairs into the bar )
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Title: Cellular Soup
Author: SkyFire (rabid_plotbunny)
Fandom: FFVII
Word Count: 132
Rating: G
Summary: An incident in the lab gives Shinra a bit of a problem....
Notes: crack!fic. A little scene that popped, fully-formed, into my head. From where, I'm not sure I want to know... O_o;
Disclaimer: I don't own Shinra, Hojo, or Sephiroth. I take responsibility for the kitten, though. XP
( President Shinra was furious... )
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